Who made you king of anything?

Sometimes, people will try to discourage you. They'll tell you that, among other things, Wuthering Heights, Ingrid Michaelson, and your writing are no good. Well, you know what?

Don't listen to them. They see us rollin', they hatin'. So people don't appreciate Wuthering Heights? They're the ones missing out on all of the dramatic fun! Your family can't understand the genius of Ingrid Michaelson? Listen to it 24/7 anyway. (But out of earshot. You can only push them so far.) And if anyone ever tries to tell you to give up on writing? Cue the music and tell it like it is.

Hsst-yaow!